Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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