toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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