Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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