why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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