i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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