Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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