she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
they're like a gay fantastic four
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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