k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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