ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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