He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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