Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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