So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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