Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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