Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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