2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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