I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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