I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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