Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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