yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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