Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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