Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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