Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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