my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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