There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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