You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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