girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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