Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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