i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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