omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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