somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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