so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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