I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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