Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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