I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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