She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
