I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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