And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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