i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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