just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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