If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
this hospital has no fireball
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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