hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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