I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I intend to get homeless drunk
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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