doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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