that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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