Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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