He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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