We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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