we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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