Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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