would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think your dad took our porno
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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