her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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