Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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